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LIFEL1K3 pre-order offerrr!

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Hello droogs!

The LIFEL1K# pre-order is now live for folks in the US! To get your sticky booky hands on a full color map of the Yousay by the amazing Virginia Allyn and four brill LIFEL1K3 bookmarks with illustrations by the incredibly talented Mona May, all you need to is:

1. Pre order LIFEL1K3 (Amazon/Barnes&Noble/Indiebound/Powells/Book Depository/ it doesn’t matter from where, just get a receipt)

2. Head to getunderlined.com and search for “Lifel1k3”. Or better yet, just click HERE.

3. Enter your details and upload your receipt.

4. Profit.

A quick FAQ:

Is this only for US residents?
Yep, sorry. Australian residents will be able to pick up this loot by coming along to one of Jay’s tour stops in May!

Does it matter where I pre-order?
Nope. Local indie, big chain, wherever you like. Just get a receipt.

What if I pre-order the audiobook or e-book?
That works too. Thanks!

What the flaming hells is this book about?
Check the blurb here.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Dave Grohl?
Never.

So that’s three books you’re bringing out this year? Do you ever sleep?
Jay actually sleeps all day. In reality, his books are written by Jays stolen from an alternate reality. “Real” Jay keeps us locked in his basement, somebody please call the police . . . oh god, HE’S COMING DOWN THE STAIRS, HEL—

 

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LIFEL1K3 cover reveal!

Mobile phones off, please.

Droogs!

This is the day, this is the hour! Finally, I get to reveal the US cover for LIFEL1K3, my new YA Fury Road/X-Men/Romeo & Juliet/Bladerunner . . .  thing. LOOK, IT’S A WEIRD YET AWESOME BOOK, OKAY?

As always, I’ll be giving away some shiny loots, but first!

The jacket copy:

On an island junkyard beneath a cigarette sky, a deadly secret lies buried in the scrap.

Seventeen-year-old Eve isn’t looking for secrets; she’s already too busy looking over her shoulder. The robot gladiator she spent months building is a smoking wreck, and the only thing keeping her grandpa alive was the handful of credits she just lost to the bookies. Worst of all, she’s discovered she can destroy machines with nothing more than her mind, and a bunch of puritanical fanatics are building a coffin her size. If she’s ever had a worse day, Eve can’t remember it.

But when Eve discovers the ruins of a beautiful android boy named Ezekiel buried in the scrap pile she calls home, her entire world is turned upside down. With her best friend and her robotic sidekick in tow, she and Ezekiel will trek across deserts of irradiated glass, battle cyborg assassins, and scour abandoned megacities to save the ones Eve loves . . . and learn the dark secrets of her past.

Even if those secrets were better off staying buried.

Second, the loot!

This contest is open internationally. It will run until January 31.

You can win a signed ARC of LIFEL1K3, plus signed audiobooks of NEVERNIGHT,  ILLUMINAE and GEMINA, just by tweeting, insta’ing or FBing something close to the following –  just include the #lifel1k3 hashtag and link, so I can see you doing it:

The cover from  is live! Win signed loot and make with the clickies:

Third, Jay loves pre-orders!

If you’re super keen and/or wish to pledge your undying fealty to me, you can pre-order LIFEL1K3 from the following awesome outlets:

Amazon

Barnes and Noble

Indiebound

Book Depository

Booktopia

Finally, the cover!

Click the link below and behold the awesome. Huge thanks to the USA Today HEA crew for hosting the reveal!

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GODSGRAVE ARC charity giveaway

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Droogs!

Those who follow me on twitter and instagram will know my amazing publishers at Harper Voyager UK sent me a bunch of GODSGRAVE ARCs recently. After asking around on the twitters how I should give these things away, the awesome @AimeeGoodreads suggested:

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Which is about the coolest fucking idea I’ve ever heard. So that’s exactly what I’m going to do:

BEHOLD

THIS COMPETITION IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY

PLEASE READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY, I KNOW YOU CAN READ BECAUSE YOU’RE ENTERING TO WIN A GODDAMN BOOK.

In order to go into the running to win a signed, personalized and doodled-upon UK ARC of GODSGRAVE, you must:

  1. Click this link, and donate to my favorite charity in the entire world, the mighty Sea Shepherd.
  2. A donation of $1.00 will net you one entry into the draw.
  3. A donation of $5.00 will net you five entries into the draw.
  4. You can donate more than that if you like, but you’ll still only get five entries, max. But give more if you can because Sea Shepherd are basically Chaotic Good pirates and are fucking amazing.
  5. I will personally match all donations combined.
  6. Take a screenshot, with proof of your donation.
  7. Mail said screenshot to jaykristoffauthor@gmail.com with the subject header GODSGRAVE ARC ENTRY
  8. Profit

If you want to spread the word about the giveaway, that’d be awesome too. Just tweet the following, and remember the hashtag:

Win a signed, personalized and doodled UK ARC of #GODSGRAVE and donate to an amazing cause: jaykristoff.com

I WILL GIVE ONE ARC AWAY TO ONE RANDOM TWEETER

THIS COMPETITION CLOSES FRIDAY, JULY 28.

Sea Shepherd are currently celebrating their 40th year of fighting on the frontline of marine conservation. From combating illegal whaling to cleaning up oceanic pollution to campaigning for greater governmental involvement in oceanic protection, there is no organization in the world doing more to safeguard the future of the world’s oceans.

Understand this:

IF THE OCEANS DIE, WE DIE.

You can read more about the Shepherd and their amazing work here.

GOOD LUCK PEOPLES!

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OBSIDIO Casualty List Contest

THIS CONTEST IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY.

Droogs!

The time has come! The title is here! The hour of your death is nigh!

As ILLUMINAE FILES fans will know, we ran a competition last year, giving readers the opportunity to get their names listed among the dead in GEMINA. Well, we’re doing it again with OBSIDIO! Hurrah for murder! What in god’s name is wrong with you people?

In fact, we’re running the biggest deathlist competition the series has ever seen! So now you, your family members, your pets (I’m joking, we’re not killing your pets) have the opportunity to be horribly slaughtered in final book of the series.

So, if you would like the chance to suffer a particularly painful death in the cold belly of space, read on.

REPEAT: THIS CONTEST IS OPEN TO EVERYONE. BRITONS. AUSTRALIANS. AMERICANS. MARTIANS. WE GIVE NO TOSSES ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE FROM.

Things you must do to win this contest:

  1. Pre-order a copy of OBSIDIO. It does not matter where you do this. Online. Local bookstore. Seedy back alley. Yes, we’re aware some sites don’t have pre-order buttons up yet, just be patient. 🙂 

    USA
    Barnes and Noble
    Amazon  [yes we know the HB isn’t up there yet 😦 ]
    Book Depository
    Indibound
    Powells

    UK

    Amazon
    Waterstones 

    Australia
    Booktopia
    Dymocks
    Readings

  2. Send proof of purchase (scan, photograph) to: theilluminaefiles@gmail.com.The next step is VERY IMPORTANT
  3. Along with your proof of purchase you must provide:
    a) Your name. Not a twitter handle. Not a cute nickname. Not a forum avi.
    First name.
    Surname.
    Done.
    b) You must also include the following declaration within the body of your email:

My name is [insert your name here]. I confirm I am freely agreeing to the use of my name in the series The Illuminae Files. This permission is for all rights and uses, in perpetuity, and I agree I will receive no compensation for the use of my name. I agree the authors and publishers are not obligated to make any corrections or changes to my name in reprints.

The really, really important bit:

YOU MUST DO THIS BY NOON, PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, MAY 1, 2017.

That gives you three weeks to save up, rob a liquor store or concoct a complicated confidence scheme in order to get the cash for the pre-order.

We’re kidding. Don’t rob anyone. Ask for it as a birthday present or something, I dunno.

HOT DAMN, CHUMS, IT’S THE BONUS ROUND

As an added incentive, if you spread the word about this contest, you go into the running to win loot. Just tweet or FB the following:

Want to get your name on the #OBSIDIO casualty list? Make with the clickies. THIS CONTEST IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY:

jaykristoff.com

You can also include this dandy graphic if you feel the need:

By doing so, you go into the running to win a signed copies of the ILLUMINAE and GEMINA audiobooks. Behold:

Yes, they’ll be signed. Relax.

That’s it! Thanks in advance to all you beautiful people who spread the word!

J&A


GODSGRAVE cover reveal!

Hello droogs!

The day has come, the hour is here! At last, I get to reveal the cover for GODSGRAVE, the second novel in the NEVERNIGHT CHRONICLE.

Like always, I’ll be giving away some booty (no, not that kind), so read on after the links!

First, the jacket copy:

A ruthless young assassin continues her journey for revenge in this new epic fantasy from New York Times bestselling author Jay Kristoff.

Assassin Mia Corvere has found her place among the Blades of Our Lady of Blessed Murder, but many in the Red Church ministry think she’s far from earned it. Plying her bloody trade in a backwater of the Republic, she’s no closer to ending Consul Scaeva and Cardinal Duomo, or avenging her familia. And after a deadly confrontation with an old enemy, Mia begins to suspect the motives of the Red Church itself.

When it’s announced that Scaeva and Duomo will be making a rare public appearance at the conclusion of the grand games in Godsgrave, Mia defies the Church and sells herself to a gladiatorial collegium for a chance to finally end them. Upon the sands of the arena, Mia finds new allies, bitter rivals, and more questions about her strange affinity for the shadows. But as conspiracies unfold within the collegium walls, and the body count rises, Mia will be forced to choose between loyalty and revenge, and uncover a secret that could change the very face of her world.

Gladiators! Betrayal! Lashings of tastefully written smut! And yes, footnotes!

Second, the loot!

This contest is open internationally. It will run until March 31.

You can win a signed copy of Nevernight (your choice of cover), along with a signed audiobook of ILLUMINAE and GEMINA, just by tweeting, insta’ing or FBing something close to the following – pretty much just include the #godsgrave hashtag and link, so I can see you doing it:

The cover from  is live! Win signed loot and make with the clickies:

Third, Jay loves pre-orders!

If you’re super keen and really, truly wuv meeee, you can pre-order GODSGRAVE from the following awesome outlets:

Amazon

Barnes and Noble

Indiebound

Powells

Book Depository

Finally, the cover!

Click the link below and behold the awesome. Huge thanks to the USA Today HEA crew for hosting the reveal, the amazing Jason Chan for his illustrative talents, and the incredible Meg Morely for her mad typographical skillz:

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Signed NEVERNIGHT pre-orders

Nevernight - FrontDroogs!

I bring squee-inducing news! Turns out my US publishers are incredibly excited about the release of NEVERNIGHT, and want you to be too!

IF YOUR NETHERS ARE NOT YET APPROPRIATELY TINGLY AT THE THOUGHT OF MY NEW BOOK’S PUBLICATION, READ ON.

Every single pre-ordered copy of the US Edition of NEVERNIGHT will be signed by yours truly.

Yes, you too can now own a book covered in my illegible scrawl!

It doesn’t matter what retailer you pre-order from – whether it’s through an online outlet, or through your local brick and mortar store. ALL pre-ordered US editions of Nevernight will be signed by mine own hand and marked with a special sigil on the cover (see artwork above) that you can use to impress children and the homeless, forge my signature on bank checks and bar tabs, or bandy about to win the hearts of strangers to whom English is a second language.

To be clear, we’re talking about the US edition here. If you order the US edition from another country, or indeed, another planet, it’ll still be signed.

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Behold, the mighty stack of tip in sheets I signed today.

 

I’m slowly but surely working my way through the boxes full of tip-in sheets my publisher sent me last week, signing furiously and listening to endless Stuff You Should Know podcasts to take my mind off the task. I may finish up with a horrific case of RSI at the end of all this, but such is my wuv for you. So if you want to get in on this sweetness, PRE-ORDER NAOOOWW.

Links below will lead you to the various online retailers where you can pre-order your copy of NEVERNIGHT. But remember, copies ordered from your local brick and mortar store will also be signed!

Amazon

Barnes&Noble

Indiebound

Powells

Book Depository

Thanks so much for your support! I hope you’re as excited about this puppy as I am!

 


ILLUMINAE TOUR VID AND ILL2 FAQ

Screen Shot 2015-12-20 at 12.01.57 PMHello Droogs!

Been a long time between posts, I know. but I’m sure you’d rather me write books than blog posts. I mean, who the smeg reads blog posts anymore 😛

ILLUMINAE has been on the NYT bestseller List for 8 weeks running now, which is all kinds of awesome! Thanks to everyone spreading the word about our strange little bookthing!

SO, in case you missed it, we put together a video of our ILLUMINAE tour through Oz and the States, and you can find it here. As an added bonus, at the end of the video, you’ll find the name of the second book in the ILLUMINAE series. If you tweet about it under the hashtag #illuminae2, you’ll be in the running to win a signed copy of the (amazing) ILLUMINAE audiobook. Cast of 20. Amazing effects. The guys at Listening Library did an amazing job.

Competition will run until Jan 17.

SO, now that the name of ILL2 is out in the world, we can start to answer a few questions about it.

BE WARNED – SOME SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW. IF YOU HAVEN’T READ ILLUMINAE YET, YOU MAY WISH TO GO MAKE SOME KIND OF DELICIOUS SANDWICH OR MAINLINE THE FIRST SERIES OF DAREDEVIL (it’s really good) INSTEAD.

So here we go:

Is ILLUMINAE2 a sequel or companion novel to ILLUMINAE?

Both. Chronologically, it picks up about 5 minutes after ILLUMINAE ends. The book continues the story of the invasion of Kerenza IV, and many of the important questions asked in ILL are answered in ILL2, ie “The Hypatia was sending distress calls all through Illuminae, why did help never arrive?” and “Can there possibly be a dude in the universe hotter than Ezra Mason?

This is important: how do I pronounce the title?

Soft G. Like so: JEM-ih-nuh.

Is ILLUMINAE2 still set aboard the Hypatia?

ILL2 is primarily set on Jump Station Heimdall, the space station that Battlecarrier Alexander and Science Vessel Hypatia were trying to get to for most of ILLUMINAE. Heimdall, incidentally, is the name of the god who guarded Bifrost, the Rainbow Bridge, which connected Midgard and Asgard in Norse mythology.

Yeah, yeah, that’s great. But I love Kady. Is she in ILL2?

Yes.

I mean really in it? Not just a cameo?

Yes. She’s in it. Sassier than ever.

And what about the rest of the ILL gang?

Well, as you know, ILL has a pretty high death toll, and we don’t want to issue any potential spoilers at this point. So all we’ll say is that the folks who survive book one will be seen again in book two.

But the book is primarily focused on two new characters?

Correctamundo. Our heroine this time is Hanna Donnelly, the daughter of Jump Station Heimdall‘s commander. She kinda looks like this gal. Our “hero” is Nik Malikov, a reluctant member of a criminal syndicate operating out of Heimdall station. He’s kinda like this guy. You can thank us later, ladies.

Hey, doesn’t Kady’s dad work on Heimdall station?

Bingo.

So what’s ILLUMINAE2 about?

Official jacket copy will be released in early 2016. Until then, we can say we pitched the book to our publishers as DIE HARD meets ALIEN. Use your imagination 🙂

Is ILLUMINAE2 going to be the same format as ILLUMINAE?

Yes. Just like ILLUMINAE, ILL2 is a collection of documents, such as emails, IMs, security camera footage (and yes, Security Camera Footage guy is back in this book, too). But in the interests of making things bigger and better for the sequel, we also have a couple of new document styles in ILLUMINAE 2. One of which is going to BLOW YOUR GODDAMN MINDS. But we can’t talk about that one yet.

Where do babies come from?

Uh uh. Spoilers.

 

OKAY, that’s it from me. Hope you all have awesome holidays and a brill new year. Thanks for all your support this year – 2015 was one of the most amazing years of my life, and you guys were a HUGE part of that.

Stay amazing, be safe, see you in 2016!