Hopefully this makes it less so! 🙂
Well, the GODSGRAVE ARC competition has come to an end, winners have been notified by email (they have til Friday to get back to me with their mailing addies, or I’ll draw new winners). I’m very chuffed to say it was a HUGE success, and between us, we managed to raise over $2,700 for the mighty Sea Shepherd.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, each and every one of you, for donating to the cause. It doesn’t matter how much money you contributed, the point is, you contributed, and for that, you have my deepest appreciation.
If the oceans die, we die, and every little bit helps.
Thanks for making this contest a huge success, I’m definitely going to be doing this again in future!
Those who follow me on twitter and instagram will know my amazing publishers at Harper Voyager UK sent me a bunch of GODSGRAVE ARCs recently. After asking around on the twitters how I should give these things away, the awesome @AimeeGoodreads suggested:
Which is about the coolest fucking idea I’ve ever heard. So that’s exactly what I’m going to do:
In order to go into the running to win a signed, personalized and doodled-upon UK ARC of GODSGRAVE, you must:
If you want to spread the word about the giveaway, that’d be awesome too. Just tweet the following, and remember the hashtag:
Win a signed, personalized and doodled UK ARC of #GODSGRAVE and donate to an amazing cause: jaykristoff.com
Sea Shepherd are currently celebrating their 40th year of fighting on the frontline of marine conservation. From combating illegal whaling to cleaning up oceanic pollution to campaigning for greater governmental involvement in oceanic protection, there is no organization in the world doing more to safeguard the future of the world’s oceans.
You can read more about the Shepherd and their amazing work here.
GOOD LUCK PEOPLES!
I promised news as soon as I had it, and now I has it, Precious.
The Goldsboro Special Edition of GODSGRAVE will
They are strictly limited in number, and once they’re gone, they’re gone. Goldsboro are also putting on a limit of one special edition per household.
Click here for the special edition page.
You wonderful peeps have been very patient, and lo, that patience is about to be rewarded. At long last, thanks to amazing talents of Mr Kerby Rosanes and the amazing design crew at Harper Voyager UK/Aus, I get to reveal the UK/Aus GODSGRAVE COVER.
I’m not exactly sure what I did to make the cover gods love me so much. Maybe I saved a screaming bus-load of their demigod children in a past life or something. But holy shit, this thing is awesome 😀
GODSGRAVE is now available for preorder from the following amazing stores:
Full version of cover (with flaps and back copy) coming soon.
Un-animated version below.
Due to popular demand and some outcry about inability to purchase through preferred retailers the first time, we are extending the OBSIDIO death contest for 2 more weeks. This is seriously it. No more extensions. You miss out this time, on thy head be it!
So, if you would like the chance to suffer a particularly painful death in the cold belly of space, read on. And I seriously mean read. YES, THE WHOLE THING INCLUDING THE FAQ.
Things you must do to win this contest:
My name is [insert your name here]. I confirm I am freely agreeing to the use of my name in the series The Illuminae Files. This permission is for all rights and uses, in perpetuity, and I agree I will receive no compensation for the use of my name. I agree the authors and publishers are not obligated to make any corrections or changes to my name in reprints.
The really, really important bit:
That gives you two more weeks to save up, rob a liquor store or concoct a complicated confidence scheme in order to get the cash for the pre-order.
We’re kidding. Don’t rob anyone. Ask for it as a birthday present or something, I dunno.
Q: What if I order from [random store name]?
Honestly, it doesn’t matter. Just mail the proof.
As an added incentive, if you spread the word about this contest, you go into the running to win loot. Just tweet or FB the following:
The #OBSIDIO casualty list competition has been extended 2 weeks! THIS CONTEST IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY:
You can also include this dandy graphic if you feel the need:
By doing so, you go into the running to win a signed copies of the ILLUMINAE and GEMINA audiobooks. Behold:
I often get asked if things get easier once you’re published, and if selling one book makes it easier to sell the next. Truth is, the answer is “yes and no”. Authors still need to pitch their next book to their publisher and hope that it sells, and unless their first name is “Stephen” and their last name is “King”, there’s a chance it won’t.
This means you need to pimp your book, just like you did when you were first trying to find an agent. It usually means writing some kind of pitch or synopsis. So for those of you in query letter hell right now, here’s the pitch I wrote to sell LIFEL1K3 to Random House:
On a floating junkyard beneath a radiation sky, a deadly secret lies buried in the scrap.
Seventeen-year-old Eve isn’t looking for secrets—she’s too busy looking over her shoulder. The robot gladiator she’s just spent six months building has been reduced to a smoking wreck, and the only thing keeping her Grandpa from the grave was the fistful of credits she just lost to the bookies. To top it off, she’s discovered she can destroy electronics with the power of her mind, and the puritanical Brotherhood are building a coffin her size. If she’s ever had a worse day, Eve can’t remember it.
Problem is, she has had a worse day—one that lingers in her nightmares and the cybernetic implant where her memories used to be. Her discovery of a ruined android in the scrap pile she calls home will bring her world crashing down, and have her questioning whether her entire life is a lie. With her best friend Lemon Fresh and her robotic conscience, Cricket, in tow, she’ll trek across deserts of irradiated glass, infiltrate towering megacities and scour the graveyard of humanity’s greatest folly to save the ones she loves, and learn the dark secrets of her past.
Even if those secrets were better off staying buried.
LIFEL1K3 is an 90,000 word YA post-apocalypse cyberpunk adventure. It’s Romeo and Juliet meets Mad Max meets X-Men, with a little bit of Bladerunner cheering from the sidelines.
Pretty much the same thing as a query letter, right? Never fear that those querying skillz you’re developing now will go to waste. You’re gonna be using them your whole career. 🙂