Monthly Archives: June 2016

Six Weeks

All pre-orders shall be rewarded with hugs and cake*!

*Exact quantities of hugs/cake may vary.

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Seven Weeks

Remember, all US pre-orders come signed!

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GEMINA CASUALTY LIST CONTEST

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THIS CONTEST IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY.

Droogs!

As you may know, we recently ran a contest to get your name on the GEMINA casualty list. Yes, Amie and I actually asked our readers to volunteer to be murdered in the lightless black of the void. That’s the kind of authors we are.

Happily, the response was amazing! Sadly, the contest was only open to US and Canadian residents. We said at the time that we’d be working on a way for all our amazingΒ  readers to die horribly, and THAT TIME IS UPON US.

There are very few spaces on the list. But, if you would like the chance to suffer a particularly painful death in the cold belly of space, read on.

REPEAT: THIS CONTEST IS OPEN TO EVERYONE. BRITONS. AUSTRALIANS. AMERICANS. MARTIANS. WE GIVE NO FUCKS WHERE YOU ARE FROM.

Things you must do to win this contest:

  1. Pre-order a copy of GEMINA. It does not matter where you do this. Online. Local bookstore. Seedy back alley. However, proof of your pre-order MUST be supplied.
    Handy links provided below:
    Amazon
    Barnes&Noble
    Indiebound
    Powells
    Book Depository
    Booktopia

    Bookworld
  2. Send proof of purchase (scan, photograph, contract written in the blood of the innocent) to: theilluminaefiles@gmail.comThe next step is VERY IMPORTANT
  3. Along with your proof of purchase you must provide:
    a) Your name. Not a twitter handle. Not a cute nickname. Not a forum avi. Meta as it might be, we cannot use a name like byteme.
    First name.
    Surname.
    Done.
    b) You must also include the following declaration within the body of your email:

My name is [insert your name here]. I confirm I am freely agreeing to the use of my name in the series The Illuminae Files. This permission is for all rights and uses, in perpetuity, and I agree I will receive no compensation for the use of my name. I agree the authors and publishers are not obligated to make any corrections or changes to my name in reprints.

The really, really important bit:

YOU MUST DO THIS BY NOON, PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, JUNE 6, 2016.

Yes, that’s only a few days away. We don’t fuck around.

 

HOLY SHIT, BONUS ROUND

As an added incentive, if you spread the word about this contest, you go into the running to win loot. Just tweet or FB the following:

Want to get your name on the #GEMINA casualty list? Make with the clickies. THIS CONTEST IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY:

jaykristoff.com

By doing so, you go into the running to win a signed, personalized ARC of GEMINA, and a signed copy of the ILLUMINAE audiobook. Behold:

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No you cannot have my Jayne. Look how cute he is.

 

That’s it! Spread the word! Spread the love! And die, die, die my darlings.