All pre-orders shall be rewarded with hugs and cake*!
*Exact quantities of hugs/cake may vary.
Amazon/Barnes&Noble/Indiebound/Powells/Book Depository
All pre-orders shall be rewarded with hugs and cake*!
*Exact quantities of hugs/cake may vary.
Amazon/Barnes&Noble/Indiebound/Powells/Book Depository
Droogs!
As you may know, we recently ran a contest to get your name on the GEMINA casualty list. Yes, Amie and I actually asked our readers to volunteer to be murdered in the lightless black of the void. That’s the kind of authors we are.
Happily, the response was amazing! Sadly, the contest was only open to US and Canadian residents. We said at the time that we’d be working on a way for all our amazingΒ readers to die horribly, and THAT TIME IS UPON US.
There are very few spaces on the list. But, if you would like the chance to suffer a particularly painful death in the cold belly of space, read on.
Things you must do to win this contest:
My name is [insert your name here]. I confirm I am freely agreeing to the use of my name in the series The Illuminae Files. This permission is for all rights and uses, in perpetuity, and I agree I will receive no compensation for the use of my name. I agree the authors and publishers are not obligated to make any corrections or changes to my name in reprints.
The really, really important bit:
Yes, that’s only a few days away. We don’t fuck around.
As an added incentive, if you spread the word about this contest, you go into the running to win loot. Just tweet or FB the following:
Want to get your name on the #GEMINA casualty list? Make with the clickies. THIS CONTEST IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY:
jaykristoff.com
By doing so, you go into the running to win a signed, personalized ARC of GEMINA, and a signed copy of the ILLUMINAE audiobook. Behold:
No you cannot have my Jayne. Look how cute he is.
That’s it! Spread the word! Spread the love! And die, die, die my darlings.