Monthly Archives: February 2016

GEMINA cover reveal!!!1!1!!11


Hands and feet inside the cockpit

Hello droogs!

As promised, Yours Truly and my partner in crime, Amie K for Kaufman, are revealing the cover for GEMINA today with the help of the awesome folks at USA Today! Are you excited? WE DEMAND YOUR EXCITEMENT.

In keeping with the awesomeness that was the ILLUMINAE cover (we can say that, because we had nothing to do with designing it), GEMINA actually has two covers. The first is a hard acetate dust jacket. The translucent/transparent areas on this dust jacket reveal clues and snippets of the book’s 2nd cover, which sits beneath. So yes, it’s another one of those Voltron style duo covers which combines to form one mighty ΓΌber cover. We’re showing you the dust jacket today – the way the book looks naked is being kept secret for now.

Yes, we are mysteeeeerious.

In our cover reveal post, you’ll find:

  • The cover, in all its glory.
  • An interview with Amie and me, where we answer a FAQ about GEMINA.
  • The usual social media linkies to help you spread the word (which we would lurve you to do).


We’re also running a competition.

This contest is open internationally. It will run until March 14, 2016.

Simply tweet or FB the following:

The cover for GEMINA is here! Win some signed @misterkristoffΒ  & @AmieKaufman loot and bask in the awesome:

Or something similar. We don’t mind what you say, just tag us in the tweet so we know you did it. Thanks in advance for spreading the word, you guys are amazing!




I get asked this question a lot


And despite the picture, I’m not billing myself as some kind of little green jedi master in the art of writing. But I figure I’d write my answer here. For what it’s worth.

What would you recommend to people like me, who one day would like to become a published author?

First, decide what kind of author you want to be. Being an author is like being a musician. You can play pop music, or you can play weirder, off the wall stuff. Either choice is fine, but you should understand you probably won’t be able to do it full time and pay your bills with it if you’re writing the literary equivalent of jazz fusion on a banjo.

Write lots. Give yourself permission to suck. Understand you will likely be shit before you’re good, and being shit is okay as long as you’re getting better.

If you want to be a pop music style author (ie, one that pays their mortgage with their book money and gets on bestseller lists and whatnot), understand trends and the market. Understand what makes big books big. Learn how publishing works – not just the writing part. Learn about publishing houses and the rules that govern them. Learn when to follow those rules and when to break them.

Understand an ENORMOUS amount of this industry is based on luck. Anyone who does well as an artist is lucky, authors are no exception. They might be talented and hard working too, but the brutal fact is, talent and hard work aren’t enough. I know a bunch of talented, hard working authors who have never been able to quit their dayjobs. Success as an artist is about many factors, especially luck, and luck is something you can only marginally control. Anyone who tells you different is a fool, liar or selling you something.

So ultimately, don’t do it to get famous. Because ultimately, you can’t control it. Instead, do it because you love it. Because you can’t imagine doing anything else. Because as crazy as it is, and long your odds of success are, creating imaginary worlds and breathing life into imaginary people is a far better use of your time than sitting in front of the fucking television.



The end. FWIW.