Hello droogs.

For those of you who don’t know, Australia is currently experiencing an unprecedented wave of bushfires, sweeping across every state in the country. So far, 18 people have died, dozens more are missing, hundreds, possibly thousands of homes have been destroyed, millions of animals have died – including over 8,000 koalas, who are too slow to escape the flames – and 13 million acres have burned.

I live in the city, so I’m pretty safe from all this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t do anything about it. So, I’m holding one of my ARC giveaways to aid the bushfire victims, and I’m giving up my LAST COPY of the incredibly rare NEVERNGIHT two birds ARC to the flames. This thing is as rare as a nun in a brothel, so if you’re a collector looking to grab the rarest of the rare, or just a NEVERNIGHT stan or want to help with the fires, now’s your chance. I’ll sign it, I’d doodle on it, the whole shebang.

So, if you’d like a chance to win this rare NN ARC, please read on. Standard pony rules apply (if you ask me a question I’ve already answered, you owe me one):

THIS COMPETITION IS OPEN INTERNATIONALLY

PLEASE READ ALL INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY, I KNOW YOU CAN READ BECAUSE YOU’RE ENTERING TO WIN A GODDAMN BOOK.

In order to go into the running to win a signed, personalized and doodled-upon ARC of NEVERNIGHT, you must:

1. Click this link, and donate to the Australian Red Cross, who are currently supporting thousands of people in evacuation centres in Victoria and New South Wales.
2. A donation of $1.00 will net you one entry into the draw.
3. A donation of $5.00 will net you five entries into the draw.
4. You can donate more than $5.00 if you like, but you’ll still only get five entries, max. (this basically stops ppl who are wealthier from dominating the entries) But give more if you can because the country is on fucking fire and these folks need all the help .
5. I will personally match all donations combined (up to 5 grand), and split the proceeds of my donation between the NSW and Victorian Volunteer Firefighter brigades.
6. Take a screenshot, with proof of your donation.
7. Mail said screenshot to jaykristoffauthor@gmail.com with the subject header NEVERNIGHT ARC ENTRY
8. Profit

NOTE: One additional entry will be given to folks who spread the word under the #nevernight hashtag. You must link to this site and include the #nevernight hashtag (just so I can see it and track the entries)

Something like the following is fine:

Win a signed, personalized and doodled ARC of #NEVERNIGHT and donate to an amazing cause: jaykristoff.com/news

The winner will be chosen randomly by Random Number Generator.

THIS COMPETITION CLOSES MIDNIGHT, FRIDAY, JANUARY 17, PST. THE WINNER WILL BE NOTIFIED VIA EMAIL.

Thanks for whatever help you can give. To my Aussie droogs, stay safe out there.