Author Archives: Misterkristoff

About Misterkristoff

New York Times and Internationally Bestselling SciFi/Fantasy author, and master of drunken karaoke-fu.

LIFEL1K3 pre-order offerrr!

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Hello droogs!

The LIFEL1K# pre-order is now live for folks in the US! To get your sticky booky hands on a full color map of the Yousay by the amazing Virginia Allyn and four brill LIFEL1K3 bookmarks with illustrations by the incredibly talented Mona May, all you need to is:

1. Pre order LIFEL1K3 (Amazon/Barnes&Noble/Indiebound/Powells/Book Depository/ it doesn’t matter from where, just get a receipt)

2. Head to getunderlined.com and search for “Lifel1k3”. Or better yet, just click HERE.

3. Enter your details and upload your receipt.

4. Profit.

A quick FAQ:

Is this only for US residents?
Yep, sorry. Australian residents will be able to pick up this loot by coming along to one of Jay’s tour stops in May!

Does it matter where I pre-order?
Nope. Local indie, big chain, wherever you like. Just get a receipt.

What if I pre-order the audiobook or e-book?
That works too. Thanks!

What the flaming hells is this book about?
Check the blurb here.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like Dave Grohl?
Never.

So that’s three books you’re bringing out this year? Do you ever sleep?
Jay actually sleeps all day. In reality, his books are written by Jays stolen from an alternate reality. “Real” Jay keeps us locked in his basement, somebody please call the police . . . oh god, HE’S COMING DOWN THE STAIRS, HEL—

 

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DARKDAWN cover reveal

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Droogs! The US cover for DARKDAWN is live!

I’ve been very lucky to work an amazing artist in Jason Chan for 6 of my book covers – I’ve been a huge fan of his since he started working in Magic: The Gathering. And even biased as I am, I can honestly say that not only is DARKDAWN the best piece he’s ever done for me, but it’s also one of the best things he’s EVER done.

The stunning typography was once again done by the amazing Meg Morley of Cuddlebuggery fame, who also does type on the interiors.

Check out the awesome here.


OBSIDIO Australian Tour

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Droogs!

Our Australian tour for OBSIDIO is happening in early March, and we’d like to see your beautiful faces! Details are above and on the Tour page.

PLEASE NOTE:

If past dates are anything to go by, these events are going to be pretty crowded. So, to avoid serious sadness, it’d be a really good idea to RSVP at the links below:

SYDNEY: http://www.kinokuniya.com.au/events/obsidio-book-launch/

ADELAIDE: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/obsidio-adelaide-book-launch-with-amie-kaufman-jay-kristoff-tickets-42695324866

MELBOURNE https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/obsidio-melbourne-book-launch-tickets-42693826384

US droogs! Tour details for you guys very soon!


LIFEL1K3 cover reveal!

Mobile phones off, please.

Droogs!

This is the day, this is the hour! Finally, I get to reveal the US cover for LIFEL1K3, my new YA Fury Road/X-Men/Romeo & Juliet/Bladerunner . . .  thing. LOOK, IT’S A WEIRD YET AWESOME BOOK, OKAY?

As always, I’ll be giving away some shiny loots, but first!

The jacket copy:

On an island junkyard beneath a cigarette sky, a deadly secret lies buried in the scrap.

Seventeen-year-old Eve isn’t looking for secrets; she’s already too busy looking over her shoulder. The robot gladiator she spent months building is a smoking wreck, and the only thing keeping her grandpa alive was the handful of credits she just lost to the bookies. Worst of all, she’s discovered she can destroy machines with nothing more than her mind, and a bunch of puritanical fanatics are building a coffin her size. If she’s ever had a worse day, Eve can’t remember it.

But when Eve discovers the ruins of a beautiful android boy named Ezekiel buried in the scrap pile she calls home, her entire world is turned upside down. With her best friend and her robotic sidekick in tow, she and Ezekiel will trek across deserts of irradiated glass, battle cyborg assassins, and scour abandoned megacities to save the ones Eve loves . . . and learn the dark secrets of her past.

Even if those secrets were better off staying buried.

Second, the loot!

This contest is open internationally. It will run until January 31.

You can win a signed ARC of LIFEL1K3, plus signed audiobooks of NEVERNIGHT,  ILLUMINAE and GEMINA, just by tweeting, insta’ing or FBing something close to the following –  just include the #lifel1k3 hashtag and link, so I can see you doing it:

The cover from  is live! Win signed loot and make with the clickies:

Third, Jay loves pre-orders!

If you’re super keen and/or wish to pledge your undying fealty to me, you can pre-order LIFEL1K3 from the following awesome outlets:

Amazon

Barnes and Noble

Indiebound

Book Depository

Booktopia

Finally, the cover!

Click the link below and behold the awesome. Huge thanks to the USA Today HEA crew for hosting the reveal!

CLICK

 


ONE WEEEEEEK

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Droogs!

One week til GODSGRAVE launches!

DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND

Waterstones have added more signed black-edged special editions into stock, and they’re currently discounted by 5 pounds. Numbers are strictly limited and this is absolutely your last chance to get them, so get on it. You can pre-order here.

For all you audiobook types, the GODSGRAVE AB is sounding AMAZING. There’s a 7 minute sample for you to listen to here.

Aussies, next week we have two launch parties

MELBOURNE LAUNCH!
Friday, September 8th
Dymocks, Melbourne, 6.30pm
234 Collins Street, Melbourne VIC

SYDNEY LAUNCH!
Thursday, September 7th
Dymocks, Sydney, 6.30pm
424 George St, Sydney NSW

Also, it occurs to me I’ve never shown off the new maps in GG< created by the amazing Virginia Allyn, so behollllld! Right click to embiggen.

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Two Weeks

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Droogs!

Two weeks until GODSGRAVE launches and I’ve got some updates:

  1. The Goldsboro blue-edged special editions, both numbered and not, are SOLD OUT.
  2. The Waterstones black-edged editions are SOLD OUT.
  3. The B&N signed special editions with bonus Jason Chan art are SELLING FAST.

So if you’re after a special edition, get on the B&N train fast!

The Melbourne Launch Party is getting really full so you might want to RSVP on the Facebook page. (If you get told it’s full, tweet me and we’ll work something out)

Sydney Launch Party is also looking busy, so sign up at the FB page.

Thanks to all the early readers who’re saying awesome things on GR, you folks are the best and I’m glad you’re loving it. 😀

 


I get it, it’s confusing.

Hopefully this makes it less so! 🙂

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