Now I haff a machine gun.

I’m headed back to the ancestral breeding pit to break bread amongst people who share my congenital birth defects, so this . . . (Read More)


I just got a second offer on my book. Two book deal. Awesome publishing house. heh. hahah… MUAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!11!! .rekcufrehtom toohs, . . . (Read More)

les Livre Graphiques

Comic books are for kids. A Serious Writer won’t read them, won’t waste their time on a medium so bereft . . . (Read More)

Can you dig it?

I just got my first offer from a big U.S publishing house. Allow me to repeat that: I JUST GOT . . . (Read More)

Making a list, checking it twice, something, something…

I should be writing about the whole getting an agent thing, and how the submission process is going. So, an . . . (Read More)

Oh, Indeed.

The A-bomb and I just finished our run of five seasons of “the Wire” and I’ve got to take ten . . . (Read More)

Thirteen Steps to fun and profit ™

Yeah, the awful, soul-crushing agent search. You gently pick up your manuscript, nurtured with all your love from a tiny seed, . . . (Read More)

Goggles + corset = Steampunk?

So I was going to do a few more blog entries on the query process and getting an agent and whatnot, . . . (Read More)